11 Life Lessons You Get From Shopping At Target

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11 Life Lessons You Get From Shopping At Target

1. There’s a quote from Mike Tyson that went something like “Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.” That concept applies to entering the palace of altered strategy known as Target. Countless times I’ve walked towards those pretending-to-be-generous, sliding glass doors and repeatedly told myself I was only there for a couple necessities. 

Soap, toothpaste, deodorant, EXIT.
Soap toothpaste, deodorant, EXIT.
Soap, toothpaste, deodorant, EXIT.
Soap, toothpaste, deodoohlookatthoseDVDs.

Everybody’s punch in the face is different. For some it’s the clothing section, others it’s the small appliances – for me, it’s a copy of Friends With Benefits for $8. All it takes is one blow and your entire plan is scrapped as you walk back to swap out your hand-basket for a full-sized shopping cart and convince yourself that you need these shelves and those throw pillows and that wine glass set.

2. Clearance end caps can…

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